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the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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this is my favourite quote ever

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white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water
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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

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don’t say nice things to me or i get flustered and start crying

I reblogged this from an absolute cute.

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Never cruel or cowardly. Never give up, never give in.

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The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other

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titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.

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have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

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apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs